A “7” A
Emm… Yeah exactly
I got a call by the editor asking me to write an opinion article on lucky number seven ..
Seven? As in 7 as in ..
Suffering a brain block amidst a mess I found myself in starting this year of 2013.. the first word that came to my mind was A-seven-A
Dammit I wont publish this.. but here goes
Our infamous slang word used to object or show frustration and anger (Recently used in dark sarcasm). But I don’t think it ever occurred to us to figure out the real meaning of this 3-letter expression?
Its literal meaning is the sound of a woman’s orgasm (or so they say). This sexual background is what gives “A-seven-A” a vulgar connotation to it. We use it all the time, and even attract other Arabic cultures to.
It’s like on the tip of your tongue
Justin Bieber … A-seven-A
Turkish series … A-seven-A
Breakups … A-seven-A
Wedding Season … A-seven-A
Shit weather in Cairo? … A-seven-A
Lose friends over politics … A-seven-A
Twilight … ?
Zombie movies… A-seven-A
Lose job … A-seven-A
Lose phone … A-seven-A
Lose your mind … A-seven-A
Dr.’s waiting room
Debates on religion
Stuck in traffuck for hours? … A-seven-A
Public displays of affection?
Cheesy pick up lines
Terrible customer service
Pushing doors that say pull
Where was that light at the end of the tunnel?
Harrassment … A-seven-A
Useless traffic officers … A-seven-A
No daylight … A-seven-A
Over-priced local bad design! A-seven-A
ALL FB games and invites
Rich people buying
Morsi 3al Korsi
Holes in socks..
Its all the same
I can name 101 things … A-seven-A
We even laugh while we say the word
Happy Valentine’s day…
Maxing credit cards
Remy Martin Champagne Cognac (Awesomeness)
Teenagers taking over our nightlife
Hairdressers messing up
Crooks bailed out of jail
Delicious Junk food
Men and their eating manners
What do women WANT? A-seven-A
What a vulgar word.
I hope my parents never get to read this… A-seven-A
I’m bored A-seven-A
Coffee getting cold
Why is “PH” pronounced “F”
Excessive photo-shoots of pregnant women
Over-worked cheesy couple photo-shoots
The only thing keeping us going is humor
And A-seven-A is here to help along
I hate my article this month
Everybody is asking us to express ourselves
Especially the media
So here you go